Cubs Sign Dave Bush, White Sox Make Even More Ridiculous Move

In a previous post, I speculated on which washed-up starters the Cubs would try out next.  In doing so, somehow I overlooked Dave Bush.  Fortunately, Jim Hendry did not, as Bush has been signed to a minor league deal by the Cubs organization.  Bush has been so bad during his career that, unlike a lot of crappy pitchers, he hasn't fared well against the Cubs (lifetime 2-10, 5.28 ERA).  The good news is that if we're down to picking up guys who can't even beat the Cubs, we must be scraping the bottom of the barrel now, and there shouldn't be too many more of these signings.

You'd think that it wouldn't be possible for a Chicago baseball team to make a more desperate move than this one, but then along come the White Sox to do just that.  Being released by the 2011 Cubs is pretty much the definition of "finished", but Kenny Williams must have slept through the first half of the season, as Doug Davis, who went 1-7 with a 6.50 ERA for the Cubs, was signed to a minor league deal by the White Sox on Friday.

So it's not enough that the White Sox have beaten the Cubs on the field and won the BP Crosstown Cup each of the last two years.  By signing a pitcher who's even worse than the one the Cubs signed today, now their GM is apparently trying to wrestle the title of "Worst GM in Chicago" away from ours.  Well, Kenny, you may have won this round, but you've still got a long way to go if you want to catch up to Jim Hendry in this race.

Cubs to Start Doug Davis Saturday? That Makes Me Happy, which Makes Me Sad.

Good news - the Cubs are putting an end to the James Russell experiment and are going to use an actual major league starting pitcher on Saturday against the Giants!

Bad news - that actual major league starting pitcher will be 35-year-old Doug Davis, who will be making his first big league start since off-season elbow surgery. Davis has a career WHIP of 1.50, which ranks 64th among the 65 active pitchers with at least 1000 IP (side note - our opening day starter is also very close to the bottom of that list). Davis does have a career ERA of 2.98 and career WHIP of 1.19 at Wrigley Field, and was the winning pitcher for Arizona in Game Two of the 2007 NLDS (a/k/a the "Ted Lilly spikes his glove" game), so you could file this one under "if you can't beat 'em, sign 'em" - that's how they got Derrek Lee, after all. On the other hand, if the Cubs signed every "Cub killer" in the major leagues they'd probably have about 400 players in their organization.

It's sad to know that a team with the second-highest payroll in the National League and a (supposedly) vastly improved farm system doesn't have any better options than bringing Doug Davis in as the 5th starter. It also doesn't answer the question of what the Cubs are going to do about their 4th starter Casey Coleman (he of the 1.95 WHIP and 18/20 K/BB Ratio) until Randy Wells and/or Andrew Cashner return from the DL (although it looks like Wells is finally going to start a rehab assignment). On the plus side, despite Russell and Coleman combining to go 1-7 with a 8.16 ERA in their 10 starts, the Cubs are ahead of Milwaukee in the standings, so I guess things could be worse (see - I can be positive!)