In an attempt to predict the 2011 NFL season, I created an elaborate computer simulation that played out every game on the regular season schedule, as well as the postseason. Unfortunately, since I have no idea how to write a computer program, I ended up with a Cincinnati vs. Carolina Super Bowl matchup. So I decided to junk that whole set of predictions and just wing it instead. And without further ado, here are my forecasted 2011 records for every team - and I'm giving out playoff prognostications too, at no extra charge! Bears fans, I hope you're sitting down for this.
