Bears Sign Josh McCown as Backup QB

Or was it Luke McCown?  It couldn't have been Cade McNown, could it?  No, it actually was Josh McCown.  Too bad it wasn't Neckbeard the Pirate, but apparently the Chiefs got to him first. Oh, well - I guess that just means (1) we'll have to settle for Josh McCown as Caleb Hanie's backup until Jay Cutler gets back into the lineup, and (2) we'll get to see Kyle Orton soon enough, when the Chiefs visit Chicago a week from Sunday.  OK, Josh - here's hoping you're ready to stand on the sidelines holding a clipboard.