NOOOOOOOO!

Surprise - it looks like he's back again. And the worst part? Not that it means the Bears can kiss their hopes of finishing in second place good-bye. That might work out in everyone's favor, as four straight seasons of missing the playoffs would have to mean the end of the Angelo-Smith regime in Chicago.

No, the worst part is that now we're going to have to go through this drama queenery and media kvelling again next year.

Anyway, I've developed a theory - I think that he thrives on media attention, so I'm not going to write his name anymore. I'll try and pass this idea along with the hope that if everyone follows my lead, and no one pays him any attention, he'll just go away forever.