Remember the Maine?

Apparently I was so happy the Cubs traded Aaron Heilman last year that I didn't notice that they actually received players in return. But they did, and one of those players, Scott Maine, is now on the major league roster. He was called up to replace Justin Berg...no, Jeff Gray...no, Brian Schlitter...no, Mitch Atkins...ah, some hard-throwing, generic, young right-handed middle reliever. I can't tell those guys apart - for all I know they're all the same pitcher.

And it's always great when two of my favorite things - Cubs baseball and Spanish-American War slogans - intersect.